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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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