you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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