Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Anti Joke

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