Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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