"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

that wall over there ->

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Racial equality.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Ben Affleck

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

NEVER

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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