why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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