- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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