What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

woman's lacrosse

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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