- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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