Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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what is orange? an orange

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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