- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

1+1=2

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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