Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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