- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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