- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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