- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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