You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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you give like i give lomain

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Justin Bieber.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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