What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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