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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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