Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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whats white and sticky glue

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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A man walks into a vagina

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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