- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

i had a black friend once......just kidding

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

fish fishy caoimhin

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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