why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

I just threw up..In my pants.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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