Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Poop.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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