In soviet Russia...things are different

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Vagina Boob

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Knock knock Come in

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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