- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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