- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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