- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

nothing

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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