- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

How high is the sky? True or False

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