- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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