- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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