whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

alex is cool

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

ewrg

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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