what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What's blue? The sky.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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