a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

#Hanging Degus

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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