- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Sam Hengal.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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