Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Tilt your screen back .

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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