- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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