- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of these jokes are about white people

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

the economy.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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