You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Jordan is pregant

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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