What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Your big dick.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What are annoying? Ads.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What's white and gluey Glue

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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