Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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And you honored it I see :P

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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A pope meets another one

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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