- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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