what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

what do you call a black guy african american

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

your face

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