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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors