- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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