What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Anti Joke

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