The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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a man was shot.... he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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