- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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