- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Neither did she.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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