Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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