How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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stinky boner

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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