- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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