- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Brain fart

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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