What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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