If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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A Fat Kenyan

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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