whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why so serious ?

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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