- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

haha black people :D

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

12 niqqa 12.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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