what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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