What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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your face

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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