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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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