- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

vote this down and i will DOX you

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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