- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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