whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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