What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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