- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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