Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Pickles are moist.

Justin Bieber.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

i keep getting thumbs down...

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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