- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A penis walks into a bar..

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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