A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

dat shoe shine tho

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

what you get time to go with? - a clock

I <3 Hitler

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Ham sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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