Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Okay.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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mexicans fishing

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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