Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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womans having rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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