- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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