What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Lololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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