- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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