- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

2 black kids walk into school

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

how do you win a game try your best

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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