Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

mental kid

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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