A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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