Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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