jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Women's rights.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Womans baksetball...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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