What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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read me write me

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He--Hey guys

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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