"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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