What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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The Labour Party.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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