What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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