- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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