whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

John lazzaro likes dick

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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