what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

I am quite mature.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Anti Joke

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