- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

G:nock nock B:come in!

The Big Band Theory

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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