Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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