- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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