why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Obama = ebola

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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