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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

homosexual rights to marriage

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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