Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What is green and slow Grass.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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