- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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