- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's 1+1? 69.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

the midget went to the midget store

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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