- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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