- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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