- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

you see theres this guy.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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