- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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