Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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