If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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