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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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