Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Women's Rights Movement

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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