What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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