A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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