- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What is white and black and red all over.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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