There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What is older than history?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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