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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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