Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

what do you call a black guy african american

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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