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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

antonio has a penis head.lol

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Chick Norris... Enough said

Pickle

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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