Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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