- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Poop

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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