- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

John Cena for president

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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