- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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