Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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