Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

PICKLES

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

KILL WHITEY

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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