Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do black people eat? Food.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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