- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A muslim paints Mohammed

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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